KerryJ’s Neotenous Tech

Like a shard of glass stuck through my eye
Large hailstones falling from the sky
Or a great big weeping, festering blister
I really hate this Windows Vista.

So many programs I can’t run
So many helpful hints undone
Running programs as Administrator
Makes me such a Vista hater.

Sometimes it boots, sometimes it can’t
No matter how I scream and rant
What was I thinking in the store?
Of Vista I can’t take much more!

What other tortures still await?
What other dark gods must I sate?
‘Til victory from defeat is snatched
By release of the first Vista patch?